Archer Reviews

Archer Review: "Sea Tunt: Part 1"

Archer Review: "Sea Tunt: Part 1"

Archer teamed up with Cheryl's brother on a trip to his underwater sea lab to help try and recover a hydrogen bomb before the Russians.
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Archer Review: "The Papal Chase"

Archer Review: "The Papal Chase"

This week, Archer, Lana and Pam brushed up on their Romansh, packed some heroine and boarded a plane to head to Italy to stop an assassination attempt on the Pope.
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Archer Review: Drunk on Nuptial Bliss

Archer Review: Drunk on Nuptial Bliss

On Archer this week, Lana and Sterling head to the Tuntmore Towers to try and stop North Koreans from buying enriched uranium. Will their bickering get in the way?
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Archer Quotes

Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.

Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing??
Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon.
Cheryl: Watermelon's red?
Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that?
Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?