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19 TV War Heroes to Salute on Veterans Day

19 TV War Heroes to Salute on Veterans Day

Ready to celebrate Veterans Day, TV Fanatics? On this special occasion, we honor those who have fought for our country... according to the world of television at least.
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South Park Review: Gangnamstein

South Park Review: Gangnamstein

On South Park, Stan must find a way to save his friends from a gang of criminals and survive his dad, who is slowly going insane after buying a Blockbuster, all by using the power of FaceTime.
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South Park Quotes

Kyle: Dude, I have to save Ike! I don't even know what to do!
Stan: Well, we can't do anything now; that fat bitch won't let us!
Ms. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
Stan: I said that rabbits eat lettuce.
Ms. Crabtree: Oh. Well, yes, they certainly do...

Stan: What's gonna be for lunch today Chef?
Chef: Well, today it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles, and a choice of green bean casserole, or vegetable medley.
Cartman: Kickass.