Danica Patrick and Rachel Weisz had some of the lamest guest appearances on The Simpsons during this week's "How Munched is That Birdie in the Window."
Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?