Do either of you guys urinate with abnormal frequency? No. I...
Jake: Do either of you guys urinate with abnormal frequency?
Alan and Charlie: No.
Charlie: I mean, you gotta define abnormal
Alan: Keep in mind the body doesn't process alcohol efficiently, which is why your Uncle Charlie is a perpetual urine machine
Charlie: Also keep in mind your father has the bladder control of a frightened nine year old girl, which is why he needs to wear two pairs of undies and a panty liner
Alan: Only on long drives
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 8: "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper, Jake Harper
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