I just thought you two might hit it off. I'm even making a littl...
Charlie: I just thought you two might hit it off. I'm even making a little welcome basket for you to give to her.
Alan: So, she's beautiful, rich and single. Why would she want me? I'm broke, middle-aged, twice-divorced, sleeping on your hide-a-bed, and sharing custody of a flatulent, underachieving son.
Charlie: We're gonna need a bigger basket.
Berta: We're gonna need chloroform and a rope
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 14: "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper, Berta
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- Eric Hochberger