Two and a Half Men Season 1 Quotes (Page 7)
Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog
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Total Season 1 Quotes: 121
Total Two and a Half Men Quotes: 1283