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House has done many crazy things in his life. But he raised the outlandish bar to a new level on "After Hours."
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Next week on House, he takes a boxer under his wing to win a bet with Wilson, while the team thinks that their fearless leader has a new drug problem.
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Cuddy's mom threatens to sue the hospital, but really just wants her daughter and House to get back together. Foreman and Chase work hard to prove that they can change, but are ultimately unsuccessful.
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Do you know what bisexual means? It doesn't mean you have sex with two people at once.

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You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.

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