"Burns' Heir"

Mr. Burns' near-death experience drives him to pick an heir to his fortune when he dies. Mr. Burns chooses Bart, who goes to live with him.

"Bart Gets an Elephant"

After winning a radio contest, Bart chooses the gag gift and ends up with a pet elephant, Stampy.

"Homer Loves Flanders"

Homer begins to like Flanders thanks to the friendly neighbor inviting him to a football game.

"Deep Space Homer"

In an effort to get higher television rating, NASA tries to send an average Joe to space and choose Homer.

"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"

When Lisa is offended by the new Malibu Stacey's anti-feminist slogans, she seeks out the creator, Stacey.

"Homer and Apu"

After getting food poisoning from the Kwik-E-Mart, Homer teams up with Kent Brockman to report Apu and gets him fired.

"Bart Gets Famous"

After sneaking away on a school trip and onto the Krusty set, he gets a job as Krusty's assistant. Soon, he finds himself in a skit and famous after uttering the line, "I didn't do it."

"Homer the Vigilante"

After a crime wave hits Springfield and the burglar steals Lisa's saxophone, Homer joins Flanders' neighborhood watch to stop it.

"$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"

With the local economy has trouble, Springfield decides to legalize gambling and Mr. Burns opens a casino.

"The Last Temptation of Homer"

Homer and a new female co-worker, Mindy Simmons, share a mutual attraction.

The Simpsons Quotes

Larry: What you got riding on this?
Homer: My daughter.
Larry: What a gambler!

Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?

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