South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Episode Guide
Stan's family takes in a Russian family with four quintuplets who are on the run from the government; Kenny becomes a famous opera singer in Europe.
All the kids in South Park are mistakenly diagnosed with ADD; Meanwhile, Timmy joins Skylar's band and Phil Collins attempts to break them up.
After hitting a black student, Token, in the head with a stone, the FBI arrested Cartman for a hate crime.
The boys try to get rich off a tooth fairy scheme, attracting the attention from a local crime boss; Kyle rethinks life after his parents reveal the truth about the tooth fairy.
The boys travel to Arkansas for a recorder competition and learn a special note to pull a prank; Mr. Garrison confronts his father about never sexually molesting him.
Cartman and Kenny mistake a colon infection for getting their period. Meanwhile, Jesus plans a New Year's Eve party but is worried his father won't show up.
Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical special of South Park, in which the characters sing twisted version of Christmas classics.
During a Civil War re-enactment, Cartman, as General Lee, leads the Schnapps-fueled Confederate army to take over America.
The boys try to save Starvin's Marvin from the government and Christian group, who's more bent on converting starving third world citizens than saving them.
A homeschooled boy decides to enroll at South Park Elementary, much to his parents' chagrin. Kyle ends up falling for the boy's sister.
