Who is Eric Cartman's father? Is it Chief Running Water? Or is i...
Narrator: Who is Eric Cartman's father? Is it Chief Running Water? Or is it Chef? Is it Mephesto? Or that little monkey guy that follows him around? Or is it Mr. Garrison?
Jimbo: Nope. He's gay.
Mr. Garrison: You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!
Narrator: Is it Jimbo?
Narrator: Or is it Officer Barbrady?
Officer Barbrady: Huh?! Where?!
Narrator: Or could it be Ned?
Ned: Could be.
Narrator: Or Mr. Broflovski??
Kyle: Dad, how could you?!
Narrator: Or is it the 1991 Denver Broncos? The answer is coming on an all-new South Park, in just four weeks.
Cartman: What?! Son of a bitch!!
- South Park
- South Park Season 1 Episode 13: "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut"
- Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Mr. Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Jimbo Kern, Ned Gerblansky
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