Seinfeld Episode Guide
Elaine hosts a baby shower at Jerry's apartment. There, George attempts to tell off a girl for the worst date of his life and Kramer convinces Jerry to pirate cable.
Elaine and Jerry end up sleeping together after watching pornography together and try and have a friends with benefits arrangement.
George thinks he has a heart attack, but really just needs a tonsillectomy. Kramer recommends George see a holistic healer instead, who gives him a tea that makes George sick.
George quits his job and immediately regrets it and tries to return to work as if nothing happened. Jerry is convinced money he had hidden in his laundry bag went missing at the laundromat.
Jerry inherits some of his grandfather's stuff and in the collection is a statue that looks like one that George's family had until he broke it. Jerry promises it to George, but the statue gets stolen.
When Elaine is depressed about her apartment, Jerry overhears an opening in his building and immediately tells Elaine. Meanwhile, George tries wearing a wedding ring to meet women.
George gets angry when his girlfriend, Carol, doesn't return his calls and leaves nasty voicemail messages. When he learns she's on vacation, he and Jerry break into her apartment to clear the machine.
Jerry purchases an expensive suede jacket that he wears when he and George go to meet Elaine's father. He ends up ruining the jacket in an attempt to impress her father.
At his aunt's dinner, Jerry makes a comment about hating anyone that grew up with a pony, possibly leading to her death. Kramer and Jerry bet whether he'll add a new level to his apartment.
After George complains about his girlfriend, Marlene, Jerry convinces George to dump her. After going to pick up some of George's old things from Marlene, he ends up dating her himself.