"Open House of Horrors"

On Modern Family, the neighbor's voice their dismay at Claire's over exuberance for Halloween. Gloria's temper hits new heights as pregnancy progresses.

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"The Butler's Escape"

Phil won't accept it when Luke says he wants to quit performing magic and Jay is forced to take desperate measures when an odd symptom of Gloria's pregnancy is keeping the entire house from getting some sleep on Modern Family.

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According to their plan for the future, Phil schedules his vasectomy. Gloria and Jay try to decide if they want to know the baby's gender on Modern Family.

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"Schooled"

Lily's first day of kindergarten puts Mitchel and Cameron at odds with lesbian parents. Clair and Phil humiliate Haley on her first day of college.

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"Bringing Up Baby"

It's Jay's birthday on the season four premiere of Modern Family. And he's in for a major surprise!

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"Baby on Board"

On the Modern Family season finale, Gloria is able to help Mitch and Cam on their quest to adopt a baby as Jay and Manny get Lily prepared for her dance recital.

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"Tableau Vivant"

On Modern Family, the family's bickering takes its toll on Alex's school project on family harmony.

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"Disneyland"

On Modern Family, everyone takes a group vacation to Disneyland but nothing goes as planned.

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"Planes, Trains and Cars"

Phil goes car shopping without Claire and Jay travels to his high school reunion with Gloria and Manny on Modern Family.

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"The Last Walt"

Wilfred Brimley guest stars as Cameron's father visits. Clair must help Luke deal with the death of his elderly friend on Modern Family.

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Modern Family Quotes

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Jay

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me