"Rainforest Schmainforest"

The children are to sent to Costa Rica as part of a choir to stop deforestation, but end up deciding the rain forest isn't worth saving.

"Prehistoric Ice Man"

Stan and Kyle rescue a man who has been trapped in the ice since 1996 and he attempts to readjust to society in 1999.

"Gnomes"

The boys are partnered with Tweek to write a current events papers and he suggests they write about "Underpants Gnomes." Meanwhile, Tweek's parents' coffee shop is being threatened by a big corporate shop.

"Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson!"

Stan runs away to visit Cartman's relatives in Nebraska; Cartman and his Uncle break Charles Manson free from prison and discover the real meaning of X-Mas.

"Spookyfish"

An evil version of each of the boys (and a good version of Cartman) come from a parallel universe.

"Chef Aid"

Chef gets used for calling out Alanis Morisette for ripping off a song of his. The boys get help from Chef's famous musician friends to raise money. Mr. Garrison thinks Mr. Hat is trying to take Mr. Twig's life.

"Cow Days"

A couple wins a free trip to South Park off a game show; Kyle uses Cartman to win a bullriding competition; the town begins worshiping a false idol.

"Clubhouses"

The boys make a clubhouse so they can get the girls to play "Truth or Dare;" Stan's parents get a divorce.

"Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods"

The town is brainwashed by the new curator of the planetarium; Cartman auditions to be in a Cheesy Poof commercial.

"Chickenpox"

The boys' mothers force them to hang out with Kenny to try and catch chickenpox; Kyle's mother tries to rekindle an old friendship between her husband and Mr. McCormick.

South Park Quotes

(Pulls out an automatic) Hello girls! I'm the easter bunny!

Janet Reno

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.