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Bart and Laura
"New Kid on the Block"

When The Simpsons new neighbors, Ruth Powers (Pamela Reed) and her daughter, Laura (Sara Gilbert) move in, Bart crushes on Laura.

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"Marge Gets a Job"

When the house needs expensive repairs, Marge gets a job at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and soon becomes the object of affection for Mr. Burns.

Itch & Scratchy Movie
"Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"

In order to push Bart and ensure his dream of his son becoming a Supreme Court Justice one day, Homer bans Bart from ever seeing the "Itchy & Scratchy" movie.

"Treehouse of Horror III"

The third Treehouse of Horror Halloween special tells three stories: Clown Without Pity, King Homer, and Dial "Z" for Zombie.

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"Lisa the Beauty Queen"

When Lisa's self esteem is shattered by a drawing of her, Homer sacrifices his Duff blimp tickets to enter her into a beauty pageant.

Homer and God
"Homer the Heretic"

When Homer skips Church one Sunday and realizes the freedom that comes with it, he invents his own religion.

A Streetcar Named Marge Pic
"A Streetcar Named Marge"

Marge is cast the lead in a local production of A Streetcar Named Desire. Meanwhile, Maggie goes up against her strict daycare attendant.

Kamp Krusty Picture
"Kamp Krusty"

Bart and Lisa go to Kamp Krusty for the summer, but discover the director, Mr. Black, is an evil accountant.

"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"

When the Nuclear Power Plant causes Homer to become sterile, he's awarded $2,000 in compensation. Meanwhile, Homer's half-brother, Herb (Danny DeVito), now homeless, returns.

"Bart's Friend Falls in Love"

Milhouse falls in love with the new girl, Samantha Stankey, making Bart jealous. Meanwhile, Homer orders subliminal weight loss audio tapes, but is sent one to help him increase his vocabulary.

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

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