"Whacking Day"

Bart is expelled from Springfield Elementary and Marge begins to home school him. Meanwhile, Springfield's annual holiday, Whacking Day arrives.

"The Front"

After a bad episode of Itchy & Scratchy, Bart and Lisa write their own episode, but it's rejected due to their age. The kids resubmit it under Grampa's name.

"So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show"

When Bart's April Fools' prank (shaking Homer's beer can to the point of it exploding) puts Homer in a coma in the hospital, we get a clip show.

"Last Exit to Springfield"

When Mr. Burns cancels the dental plan just as Lisa needs braces, Homer convinces his co-workers not to give up the plan and becomes the new head of the union.

"Duffless"

After a tour of the Duff Brewery, Homer gets a DUI on the way home and after losing his license and attending AA meetings, Marge convinces Homer to give up beer.

"I Love Lisa"

On Valentine's Day, Lisa feels bad for Ralph and gives him a card. Ralph mistakes Lisa's pity for love and invites her to Krusty's 29th Anniversary Special.

"Brother from the Same Planet"

When Homer forgets to pick up Bart at soccer practice, a fed up Bart joins the "Big Brother" program and is given Tom (Phil Hartman). Meanwhile, Lisa becomes addicted to a 900 number.

"Selma's Choice"

After Marge's Great aunt Gladys Bouvier dies, her video will tells Patty and Selma not to die alone like her. Selma decides she wants a baby.

"Marge vs. the Monorail"

When Mr. Burns is caught illegally storing excess nuclear waste, he's forced to award the town $3 mllion. Traveling salesman, Lyle Lanley (Phil Hartman) convinces the town to spend the money on a monorail.

"Homer's Triple Bypass"

When Homer has clogged arteries, he needs to go under a triple bypass surgery. When he can't afford the $40,000 surgery by Dr. Hibbert, he elects the $129.95 operation by Dr. Nick.

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.