"Brother from the Same Planet"

When Homer forgets to pick up Bart at soccer practice, a fed up Bart joins the "Big Brother" program and is given Tom (Phil Hartman). Meanwhile, Lisa becomes addicted to a 900 number.

"Selma's Choice"

After Marge's Great aunt Gladys Bouvier dies, her video will tells Patty and Selma not to die alone like her. Selma decides she wants a baby.

"Marge vs. the Monorail"

When Mr. Burns is caught illegally storing excess nuclear waste, he's forced to award the town $3 mllion. Traveling salesman, Lyle Lanley (Phil Hartman) convinces the town to spend the money on a monorail.

"Homer's Triple Bypass"

When Homer has clogged arteries, he needs to go under a triple bypass surgery. When he can't afford the $40,000 surgery by Dr. Hibbert, he elects the $129.95 operation by Dr. Nick.

"Lisa's First Word"

While trying to get Maggie to say her first word, Marge retells the story of how Lisa was born and said her first word.

"Mr. Plow"

After being pressured into buying a snow plow at the local auto show, Homer starts a successful plowing company as "Mr. Plow."

"New Kid on the Block"

When The Simpsons new neighbors, Ruth Powers (Pamela Reed) and her daughter, Laura (Sara Gilbert) move in, Bart crushes on Laura.

"Marge Gets a Job"

When the house needs expensive repairs, Marge gets a job at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and soon becomes the object of affection for Mr. Burns.

"Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"

In order to push Bart and ensure his dream of his son becoming a Supreme Court Justice one day, Homer bans Bart from ever seeing the "Itchy & Scratchy" movie.

"Treehouse of Horror III"

The third Treehouse of Horror Halloween special tells three stories: Clown Without Pity, King Homer, and Dial "Z" for Zombie.

The Simpsons Quotes

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!