"Marge vs. the Monorail"

When Mr. Burns is caught illegally storing excess nuclear waste, he's forced to award the town $3 mllion. Traveling salesman, Lyle Lanley (Phil Hartman) convinces the town to spend the money on a monorail.

"Homer's Triple Bypass"

When Homer has clogged arteries, he needs to go under a triple bypass surgery. When he can't afford the $40,000 surgery by Dr. Hibbert, he elects the $129.95 operation by Dr. Nick.

"Lisa's First Word"

While trying to get Maggie to say her first word, Marge retells the story of how Lisa was born and said her first word.

"Mr. Plow"

After being pressured into buying a snow plow at the local auto show, Homer starts a successful plowing company as "Mr. Plow."

"New Kid on the Block"

When The Simpsons new neighbors, Ruth Powers (Pamela Reed) and her daughter, Laura (Sara Gilbert) move in, Bart crushes on Laura.

"Marge Gets a Job"

When the house needs expensive repairs, Marge gets a job at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and soon becomes the object of affection for Mr. Burns.

"Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"

In order to push Bart and ensure his dream of his son becoming a Supreme Court Justice one day, Homer bans Bart from ever seeing the "Itchy & Scratchy" movie.

"Treehouse of Horror III"

The third Treehouse of Horror Halloween special tells three stories: Clown Without Pity, King Homer, and Dial "Z" for Zombie.

"Lisa the Beauty Queen"

When Lisa's self esteem is shattered by a drawing of her, Homer sacrifices his Duff blimp tickets to enter her into a beauty pageant.

"Homer the Heretic"

When Homer skips Church one Sunday and realizes the freedom that comes with it, he invents his own religion.

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.

Grampa