The Simpsons

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"Treehouse of Horror III"

The third Treehouse of Horror Halloween special tells three stories: Clown Without Pity, King Homer, and Dial "Z" for Zombie.

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"Lisa the Beauty Queen"

When Lisa's self esteem is shattered by a drawing of her, Homer sacrifices his Duff blimp tickets to enter her into a beauty pageant.

Homer and God
"Homer the Heretic"

When Homer skips Church one Sunday and realizes the freedom that comes with it, he invents his own religion.

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"A Streetcar Named Marge"

Marge is cast the lead in a local production of A Streetcar Named Desire. Meanwhile, Maggie goes up against her strict daycare attendant.

"Kamp Krusty"

Bart and Lisa go to Kamp Krusty for the summer, but discover the director, Mr. Black, is an evil accountant.

"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"

When the Nuclear Power Plant causes Homer to become sterile, he's awarded $2,000 in compensation. Meanwhile, Homer's half-brother, Herb (Danny DeVito), now homeless, returns.

"Bart's Friend Falls in Love"

Milhouse falls in love with the new girl, Samantha Stankey, making Bart jealous. Meanwhile, Homer orders subliminal weight loss audio tapes, but is sent one to help him increase his vocabulary.

"The Otto Show"

When Otto crashes the school bus, it's revealed he's never actually had a driver's license, getting him fired. Otto comes to stay with the Simpsons.

"Black Widower"

Selma reveals she has a new boyfriend from the prison pen pal system... Sideshow Bob! Although Bart suspects he's still evil, Bob proves to everyone else he's changed.

"Colonel Homer"

When Homer and Marge fight, Homer heads to a local redneck bar where he meets a beautiful bartender, Lurleen Lumpkin (Beverly D'Angelo), who he begins to manage into a successful singing career.

The Simpsons Quotes

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!