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"Black Widower"

Selma reveals she has a new boyfriend from the prison pen pal system... Sideshow Bob! Although Bart suspects he's still evil, Bob proves to everyone else he's changed.

"Colonel Homer"

When Homer and Marge fight, Homer heads to a local redneck bar where he meets a beautiful bartender, Lurleen Lumpkin (Beverly D'Angelo), who he begins to manage into a successful singing career.

Brainwashed Little Helper
"Dog of Death"

When Santa's Little Helper falls ill and needs an expensive operation, the whole family makes budget cuts. The family ends up resenting a saved Helper, causing him to run away.

"Separate Vocations"

When a school vocational test reveals Bart should be a police officer and Lisa a homemaker, Bart's grades improve and he's named hall monitor while Lisa becomes a troublemaker.

"Homer at the Bat"

When the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team proves to be pretty decent with Homer as the star player, Homer makes a bet with the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant owner.

"Bart the Lover"

Mrs. Krabappel sentence Bart to a month of detention and he seeks revenge by responding to a personal ad of hers using phony love letters.

"Homer Alone"

The family's dependence on Marge sends her stressed self to a spa for a break. Homer, meanwhile, has to take care of Maggie while Bart and Lisa spend time with Patty and Selma.

"Lisa the Greek"

When Homer learns that Lisa is able to pick the winning football teams, he begins to bond with her over sports.

"Radio Bart"

When Bart's birthday party turns into a disaster, he uses his AM radio gift to play pranks on the townspeople. Eventually he uses it to pretend to be a boy stuck in a well, and the whole town comes to his aid.

"I Married Marge"

Worrying she might again be pregnant, Marge heads to Dr. Hibbert's for a pregnancy test. While awaiting results, Homer tells the children the story of how Marge and he got a quickie marriage.

The Simpsons Quotes

Where's my burrito. Where's my burrito. Where's my burrito.

Homer

I'm married to the sea, and I'm seeing two of the great lakes on the side. I won't say which ones but it's ERIE how SUPERIOR they are.

Sea Captain
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