The Office Season 3

"The Job"

In the aftermath of the beach trip, Pam is teased about her emotional speech to Jim, while Michael, Jim and Karen head up to New York for...

"Beach Games"

Everyone is excited to get a day at the beach, but then discovers what Michael really has planned is a Survivor-like contest to choose hi...

"Women's Appreciation"

When a flasher surprises Phyllis in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot, Dwight does all he can to hunt down the offender and protect the ladi...

"Product Recall"

A shipment of Dunder Mifflin paper with an obscene watermark slips through quality control, and the office flies into a panic. Michael t...

"Safety Training"

Andy returns from his anger management training courses with a brand new attitude and outlook on life in the office. The Dunder Mifflin ...

"The Negotiation"

Darryl wants a pay raise, and meets with Michael to discuss it, who in turn visits Jan to negotiate his own pay increase. Meanwhile, Roy...

"Cocktails"

Michael and Jan make their relationship public at a cocktail party hosted by the Dunder Mifflin CFO. Jim and Karen also attend, where sh...

"Business School"

Ryan asks Michael to come and speak to his business class for extra credit, with embarrassing results. Meanwhile, back at the office, th...

"Phyllis' Wedding"

Michael is asked to perform a prestigious task at Phyllis' wedding, but is upset when his help is suddenly no longer needed, and acts lik...

"Ben Franklin"

Todd Packer convinces Michael to liven up the wedding showers for Bob Vance and Phyllis by hiring a stripper, and Ben Franklin. Karen co...

"The Return"

When Oscar returns from his three-month vacation, Michael insists on throwing him a "welcome back" party. Dwight has taken a job at Stap...

"Traveling Salesmen"

Everyone on the sales staff learns something when they team up into pairs to make sales calls. Angela misses an important deadline, and ...

"Back From Vacation"

Michael returns home from his Jamaican vacation, and tries to bring the spirit of the island to the office. Gossip flares up when a racy...

"A Benihana Christmas "

Carol dumps Michael, and Andy tries to cheer him up with a trip to a Benihana restaurant, where they drink sake and hit on the waitresses. Meanwhile, back at the office, Karen challenges Angela by forming a second party committee, and planning a second Christmas party with Pam's hel...

"The Convict"

Michael lectures everyone on racism when he learns that one of the new employees is a former convict. The staff makes comparisons betwee...

"Branch Closing"

Michael tries to ease his employees' fears when Jan informs him that the Scranton branch will have to shut down. Everyone on the staff c...

"The Merger"

The day finally arrives when the Scranton branch and the Stamford branch merge, and Michael makes sure the new folks get a typical Michae...

"Diwali"

Kelly invites everyone to a Diwali celebration so they can have a night out and learn about Indian culture and the Hindu Festival of Ligh...

"The Convention"

Michael and Dwight attend a conference in Philadelphia where they reunite with former officemate Jim. Michael attempts to host a party i...

"Gay Witch Hunt"

The Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch goes on without Jim, while he adjusts to his new life and job in the Stamford branch. Michael uninten...

Show:
The Office
Season:
3
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Total Episodes:
23

The Office Season 3 Quotes

You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend.

Michael

Michael: I call everybody faggy. Why would anyone find that offensive?
Toby: I think Oscar would like it if you just used "lame" or something.
Michael: But that's what faggy means!