"The Giggity Wife"

On Family Guy, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute and then pretends to be Peter's lover to try and get out of it.

  • 2.2 / 5.0
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"Brian's Play"

On Family Guy, Brian writes a hit play, but when he finds out that Stewie wrote something even better, issues arise between them as they try to bring each other down.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Space Cadet"

On Family Guy, Chris goes to space camp to prove he's not an idiot, and he must save the day when the Griffins wind up in orbit.

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!"

On Family Guy, while the Griffins decorate for Christmas, Peter tells his version of the Nativity story.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"Friends Without Benefits"

On Family Guy, Meg has a crush on a guy at her school, but when he turns out to be gay, she tries to set him up with his real interest: Chris.

  • 2.3 / 5.0
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"Lois Comes Out of Her Shell"

On Family Guy, Lois experiences a mid-life crisis when she tries to celebrate her latest birthday.

  • 3.6 / 5.0
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"Joe's Revenge"

On Family Guy, the man who crippled Joe is on the loose, and it's up to him, Quagmire, and Peter to stop him.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Yug Ylimaf"

On the 200th episode of Family Guy, Brian and Stewie experience time flowing backwards, and they must fix it before Stewie is unbirthed.

  • 4.2 / 5.0
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"The Old Man and the Big 'C'"

On Family Guy, Brian and Stewie discover that Carter Pewterschmidt has suddenly cured himself of cancer with a secret formula he's hiding from the world.

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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"Ratings Guy"

On Family Guy, when Peter Griffin gets access to a Nielsen box, he uses it to change television to his whims and desires.

  • 3.4 / 5.0
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Family Guy Quotes

Aunt Margarite [on her video will]: Lois, you were always my favorite niece; I just knew you would find a wonderful man who would make all your dreams come true. But I was wrong.
Peter: And now you're dead. Score one for Peter

But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.

Quagmire